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Just Kill Them!
By Thea Swafford
You work your fingers to the bone to make your home a
sanctuary, a place to escape from the world, a place that's safe and
wonderful for your family and friends.
Then it happens... you're invaded!
The intruders destroy the things that you've worked so
hard to nurture and develop. How dare they? How can this be right? What
do you do now?
Kill them! That's right... just kill them!
I recently went a few rounds with some intruders that
fully intended to eat me out of house and home... with no invitation,
manners or sense of decency. They meant to leave me absolutely homeless
without caring about where I would live or how I would survive. They
were merciless.
If they were here to tell you the tale they would
tell you not to mess with a menopausal woman. Uh-huh, that's right.
My first invaders were (the drum roll please....)
termites! Arrrgh! I was mortified, what an opponent, how do I fight
them? There were hundreds of them swarming out of a tree stump... flying
gracefully up in a cloudy wisp of total destruction... 5 feet outside my
window!
They were leaving their home to eat mine!
Then it happened, a strange calm came over me as my
anxiety subsided... no it wasn't a religious experience. It was temper!
Going to eat my house?! I think not. I'll destroy yours and your
children too, you nasty little house eating bugs!
My plan: Make the environment uninhabitable for the
termites and they will leave or die trying. BUT I mustn't hurt the
environment for the rest of us and plants.
With my plan in place, I run to the kitchen to
prepare for battle.
The first thing that I had to do was stop the swarm, so
I rummaged through the cupboards looking for anything that I could spray
at the swarm to make them unable to fly. I came up with a can of spray
starch, that ought to do the trick. I'll just starch those little wings
and they'll plummet to the ground.
Next, I need to render their home uninhabitable....
Ah-ha! There was cooking oil in the fryer from the night before. That
should do the trick.
Armed with a can of spray starch and a deep fryer full
of used cooking oil I'm ready to stage my attack. I run to the swarm
cloud briskly shaking my can of starch.... ready.... aim.... fire!
Hey, it worked. The little critters dropped like tiny
rocks and were promptly danced on by their conqueror... that would be
me.
Next, to prevent others from emerging from the stump
castle that seemed to be housing them. I slowly poured the oil over the
stump and roots allowing the stump to absorb the oil.
On to the next stump to repeat the process until all
stumps are treated.
What's that? You have other types of problems in your
yard? Here are some home-made solutions to help your problem areas:
Rid your garden of snails and slugs.
Add crushed eggshells to your soil. To them, it's
walking on glass, so snails and slugs will tend to avoid the area
entirely. If slugs are a continuing problem, a few pinches of salt will
make quick work of them.
Rid your plants of fungus.
When fungus has invaded your plants, mix a few drops of
dishwashing liquid and water and wipe down the plant. You’ll be
surprised how quickly this will rejuvenate sickly looking plants!
Mulch, mulch, mulch.
Nutrient-rich soil is one of your best defenses against
common garden ailments. Adding organic mulch around trees and flower
beds, and add a layer of organic soil to your lawn every spring. The
nutrients help keep plants fresh and act as a shield to protect your
plants from parasites.
How about a little Joe? Not THAT little Joe!
Leftover coffee grounds make great ingredients to compost. They work as
natural pesticides and literally “perk up” ailing plants. Place the
grounds into the soil surrounding your plants. The acidity of the coffee
is what keeps invaders at bay.
Call in the infantry!
Finally, consider enlisting the help of a “natural army” of ladybugs
and earthworms. They help keep common pests like aphids away and keep
the soil fertilized and healthy.
Walk around your garden or landscape often and inspect
your plants for any signs of damage. Early action is the key.
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